1. |
Last Song
01:10
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This is our last song: who fucking cares?
This is our last song: fucking finally!
Get it over with!
End it already!
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Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie geetis.
Pay me, pay me, pay me now.
I need a big fucking payoff,
to heal my wounded soul.
I see, I want, I spend
Give me your fucking money now!
I need, I need, I need some cheddar.
Feed me, feed me, feed me more.
I want it all so you have none
and you and yours can fucking rot.
Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie geetis.
Pay me, pay me, pay me now.
If I see you’ve got a nickel,
I’ll take it off your fucking corpse
I see, I want, I spend
Give me your fucking money now!
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Ok, we get it: you like Blasphemy too
An Angel of Doom can only fall so many times
Before it’s just an obvious balance issue
Goat Demon, so buff, with long horns
Won’t you flex upon a pile of skulls for us?
The red logo of evil burns in the sky
So we know the night is not false
Ok, we get it: you like Blasphemy too
But why are your two-foot blasts so shitty?
Sandoval blast or die, fucker!
The red logo of evil burns in the night sky
And let's us know the night is not false
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4. |
Eat Shit
02:41
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Racist scumfucks: Eat Shit!
Homophobe bastards: Eat Shit!
Transphobe bigots: Eat Shit!
Nazi fuckheads: Eat Shit!
At least when we’re starving, and the country’s on fire
We can roast these swine on a funeral pyre
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Mankind is fucked / corpse after corpse
But here's some music!
Miracle BlackPunk Connection
Imposing their will / the faceless elite
But here’s a fucking song!
Miracle BlackPunk Connection
Thanks for helping!
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6. |
Unfuckable
02:06
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I’ve gotten so fucking fat
I’m losing my fucking hair
Now hear me scream and shout
About how I’m unappealing
Isn’t this fucking dumb?
Why would you empathize?
None of you’ve fucking met me
Nor care if I get laid
Sad old man
I am the unfuckable!
Fat old man
Who gives a shit?!
I’ve got these feelings
I want to be needed
But I’m a stranger
And this a weird medium
You’re listening to this song
And I’m yelling about my woes
But what could you even do
With this information?
Sad old man
I am the unfuckable!
Fat old man
Who gives a shit?!
No one, because I’m whining into a void and you really just wanted something to bang your head to. You shouldn’t care about me or my sadness. I’m just some fucking guy who wishes he’d tried harder.
I mean really, who’d bother to feel anything for a white dude in his thirties who’s sad because his best days are long behind him? Is there anyone less sympathetic than someone in my situation? (Good point.) I’ll just accept that the universe sees me as sexless and go to fucking work.
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7. |
Hug Division Dead Wretch
01:34
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Sad, grim, and flabby
Dead Wretch trudges through the streets
Insecurely gesturing in friendship
Hoping for a hug with your consent
Hug Division Dead Wretch
Glad tidings and mirth, our plague
Our hugs are of Satan, but the sincerity is ours
Thanking you for being so kind
Hug Division Dead Wretch
Glad tidings and mirth, our plague
Hug Division Dead Wretch
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Fuck your authenticity
Who gives a fuck if you’re “true”?
Nothing’s more grim than the workforce
Nothing more cold than the heart of your boss
You talk about satan and blasphemy
But with gender and sex? You think like a Baptist.
You’re puritans playing at evil
You dress like rebellion but fight for the norm
So kvlt, so true, so what? Fuck you!
Graveland can get fucked
Burzum can get fucked
Dissection can get fucked
Black metal can get fucked
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Back in the 90s’ twilight years
There was a fucking awesome band
Thrashing speed and blackened screams
And riffs like a better version of this one
Have you guys heard Witchery?
I'm pretty sure their singer hunted vampires
Have you guys heard Witchery?
They absolutely killed from 1998 to 2001
They were on Necropolis
Until the owner disappeared
Now you can't find their first two albums
Because that dude still owns the tapes
Have you guys heard Witchery?
I'm pretty sure their singer hunted vampires
Have you guys heard Witchery?
They absolutely killed from 1998 to 2001
No breakdowns in Witchery!
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Tägtgren bellows low
Tägtgren shrieks so high
Aliens, Aliens
Wait, don't look him up on metal archives!
Oh no, oh no!
You've clicked on the War page
Oh no, oh no!
You're reading the lyrics
Oh no, oh no!
It's “I Am Elite”!
And now you know about Tony Särkkä
There's goes Abruptum and Ophthalamia
So too goes Vondur, but they were no good
They're just remembered for Star Wars artwork
Anyways Peter, this is fucked up.
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11. |
You're Not Elite
02:19
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Stand aside for some racist prick
Compensating with words
Shittier than any God
Sadder than other men
You're not elite
Softer than a chinchilla
Gentler than a kiss from mom
Racist fucks, stay away
You're not elite
Weaker than than an evening breeze
More inane than your racist fathers
Whiter, as if that fucking matters
More repressed than the church of christ
You're not elite
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